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INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
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INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
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INSIDE: …but I don’t think they meant farts. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But without all the fleas and monkey poo usually associated with that scenario.
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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...I decided to crack one! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can hug a tree, but going any further is inappropriate.
