INSIDE: If you could lick your butt, you’d be a dog.
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INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: is the first step to having a happy birthday!
INSIDE: Your husband could have a cold.
INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Unless you ask your teenager. Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Suck it up and have a great day!
INSIDE: With cake. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
INSIDE: ...the one and only you! Happy Birthday
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