INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
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INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Unless you ask your teenager. Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Suck it up and have a great day!
INSIDE: With cake. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
INSIDE: ...the one and only you! Happy Birthday
INSIDE: I hope yours is all it’s quacked up to be.
INSIDE: I say it’s just plain AWESOME. Congratulations!
INSIDE: Can kiss my fat ass. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: This card would make a lot more sense if your name were Bert.
INSIDE: You’re a star! Even when no one’s watching. Happy Birthday
INSIDE: If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Of course, that guy was waaay younger than you. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: You’re still the cats’ meow. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Sweet cheeks!
INSIDE: Feel free to console me with leftover cake.
INSIDE: Did I mention I give great hugs?
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