INSIDE: Can kiss my fat ass. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: This card would make a lot more sense if your name were Bert.
INSIDE: You’re a star! Even when no one’s watching. Happy Birthday
INSIDE: If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Of course, that guy was waaay younger than you. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: You’re still the cats’ meow. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Sweet cheeks!
INSIDE: You suck at looking older. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Feel free to console me with leftover cake.
INSIDE: I’ll be drinking from it. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: (I farted next to the cake)
INSIDE: You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: You would make a terrible cat!
INSIDE: I’m too out of breath from doing my happy dance!
I’ve been rooting for you!
INSIDE: Did I mention I give great hugs? ---- This thank you card may have a "who cares" look on the front, but read the...
INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
INSIDE: ...is DAB-best!
INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Actually, I have no idea what you did last year.
Anyways, Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged. Happy Birthday!
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