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INSIDE: At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
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INSIDE: Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Smashing your finger in a car door is nice too. Cracking your tooth is fun. And you can't beat twisting your ankle for a...
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INSIDE: You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: is the first step to having a happy birthday!
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INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
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INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
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INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Actually, I have no idea what you did last year. Anyways, Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... the better the bath toys. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can’t stem the tide. But if you hurry, you can save the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!
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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...but you're not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
