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INSIDE: Or are you about to puke? Happy Valentine's Day
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!
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INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
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INSIDE: At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Congratulations... now you're down to only one boss! Happy Retirement!
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INSIDE: ...you can't lose your job because some jerk posted an embarrassing photo of you on social media. Congrats!
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INSIDE: The same magic that lets Santa squeeze down the chimney, gets me into my jeans! Merry Christmas!
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INSIDE: Congratulations! (Hope you keep shooting for the stars.)
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INSIDE: May your birthday be as happy as a dog riding shotgun!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …words escape me. ------- When you are so grateful you just don't know what to say – send this card! Let the cow do...
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Don't worry… you've still got a LOT of hair on your head!
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INSIDE: I don't think my mom would have let me play with you. Happy Anniversary!
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INSIDE: With deepest sympathy, my thoughts are with you.
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My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time.
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INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Technically, you're one in several billion, but who's counting? ------- If you want a little Snafu snark with your thank you, this is the...
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INSIDE: And not those old spotted kind that are ready for banana bread. ------- A silly thank you card to share with your foodie friends.
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INSIDE: is the first step to having a happy birthday!
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INSIDE: Thongs-a-bunch! ---- Hee hee, a thank you card with a little bare bottom showing!
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INSIDE: Thanks! You're a life saver! ---------- Ah yes, we've all been in this predicament. Your recipient will really know how much you appreciate them!
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INSIDE: ...but you're not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
