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INSIDE: Eat your cake and ice cream first. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Which gives you an excuse to buy more shoes. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: When you’re done celebrating, please come visit me in the mental ward.
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INSIDE: When you’re better, please visit me in the mental ward.
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INSIDE: …mmmm, can we have chicken for dinner? Happy Valentine's Day
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INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when we couldn't wait to get older? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...I decided to crack one! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Hurry up! The gibbons need the room, again! Happy Anniversary
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INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...chas gracias! -------- Who doesn't love a good cow card? Say thanks with this classic Snafu card, a bestseller!
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INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Somebody has to clean up the reindeer poop.
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INSIDE: ...with the possible exceptions of holidays, weekends, vacations, after school, snow days, and long car rides.
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INSIDE: ...and its father's knack for really stinking up a room. Congratulations!
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INSIDE: Congratulations on your sweetest dream come true!
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INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Smashing your finger in a car door is nice too. Cracking your tooth is fun. And you can't beat twisting your ankle for a...
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INSIDE: Mostly because it gives you a whole new appreciation for NOT being pregnant.
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INSIDE: Looks like another one crept up on you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Come to think of it, Santa's quite the little perv! Merry Christmas!
