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INSIDE: Sex isn't all I think about! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.
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INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thongs-a-bunch! ---- Hee hee, a thank you card with a little bare bottom showing!
