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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You'd use to have to actually get up to change channels? WOW! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Remember when that was "on line"? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you don't have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: We still don't know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...unless of course, you're a man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when we couldn't wait to get older? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
