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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when we couldn't wait to get older? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...but you're not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: We still don't know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
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INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you don't have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!