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INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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You have to get older... but you don't have to grow up! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... the better the bath toys. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can’t stem the tide. But if you hurry, you can save the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Live in the present! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Eat your cake and ice cream first. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Which gives you an excuse to buy more shoes. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But without all the fleas and monkey poo usually associated with that scenario.
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!
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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...but you're not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
