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INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
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INSIDE: Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.
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INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
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INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …"Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
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INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
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INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Sex isn't all I think about! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Why don't we just stay home and press the old one a little? Happy Birthday!
