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INSIDE: Live in the present! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
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INSIDE: Or for people like us, who will celebrate anything as long as chocolate is involved.
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INSIDE: You'd use to have to actually get up to change channels? WOW! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Sorry, I've been running a little behind. Happy Belated Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when that was "on line"? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Not really... But thanks for picking me. Happy Anniversary
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INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
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INSIDE: …well, let's just say we shared it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you don't have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Couples like you don't seem to be around anymore. Happy Anniversary!
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INSIDE: I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you that.
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INSIDE: You do everything with so much style!
