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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But without all the fleas and monkey poo usually associated with that scenario.
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INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You do everything with so much style!
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INSIDE: It's a whole lot less time consuming! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And by “friends, food and fun” I mean “me, cake and wine.”
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INSIDE: They might eat a whole cake, but they don't cry. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …"Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Come to find out, it was a hat. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Eat your cake and ice cream first. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Which gives you an excuse to buy more shoes. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Technically, you're one in several billion, but who's counting? ------- If you want a little Snafu snark with your thank you, this is the...
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INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
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INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... the better the bath toys. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can’t stem the tide. But if you hurry, you can save the cake. Happy Birthday!
