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INSIDE: I’m glad you’ve been renewed for another year!
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INSIDE: At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: If you could lick your butt, you’d be a dog.
INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: is the first step to having a happy birthday!
INSIDE: Your husband could have a cold.
INSIDE: With cake. Happy Birthday!
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