INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But without all the fleas and monkey poo usually associated with that scenario.
INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
INSIDE: BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!
INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: ...Yep. You're old. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!
INSIDE: ...but I'm so much better at pies. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Eat, drink and be hairy!
INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: I think you're perfect! Happy Birthday
INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: (I farted next to the cake)
INSIDE: First grey hair? Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: …but I don’t think they meant farts. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Happy Birthday to you and Stupid!
INSIDE: Hats off to you on your birthday!
INSIDE: Sorry I missed your birthday, but my head was... well you know! Happy Belated Birthday!
INSIDE: Need the hind-lick maneuver?
INSIDE: You impressed the crap out of me. Congratulations!
INSIDE: Don't fart.
INSIDE: How's it hangin'?
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: To you and your best friend!
INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: ...I decided to crack one! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: ...to a friend I haven't seen in many moons!
INSIDE: ...and its father's knack for really stinking up a room. Congratulations!
INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Happy Birthday from one old fart to another!
INSIDE: But you can always act immature! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: …words escape me. ------- When you are so grateful you just don't know what to say – send this card! Let the cow do...
INSIDE: WOW!! You're still the man! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Happy Belated Birthday!
INSIDE: You can hug a tree, but going any further is inappropriate.
INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
INSIDE: ...beneath my sheets.
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