INSIDE: Sex isn't all I think about! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Happy Holidays BIG Guy!
INSIDE: BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!
INSIDE: Why don't we just stay home and press the old one a little? Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!
INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
INSIDE: Sweet cheeks!
INSIDE: I think you're perfect! Happy Birthday
INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: First grey hair? Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
INSIDE: Hope you have a great flocking day!
INSIDE: …"Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Happy Birthday to you and Stupid!
INSIDE: Hats off to you on your birthday!
INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: You impressed the crap out of me. Congratulations!
INSIDE: How's it hangin'?
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: …mmmm, can we have chicken for dinner? Happy Valentine's Day
INSIDE: To you and your best friend!
INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that's one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Come to think of it, Santa's quite the little perv! Merry Christmas!
INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: But not slutty easy, just relaxed.
INSIDE: Best wishes on your wedding day!
INSIDE: ...thong bikini clad woman! Happy Holidays
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