Front: Valentine's Day is for lovers

INSIDE: Or for people like us, who will celebrate anything as long as chocolate is involved.

Front: I wuv you, pookie wookie. Do you wuv me, tootsie wootsie?

INSIDE: Or are you about to puke? Happy Valentine's Day

Front: I love everything about you...your Breasts, your Thighs, Those Legs...

INSIDE: …mmmm, can we have chicken for dinner? Happy Valentine's Day

Front: I love you for your highly developed cerebral cortex...

'INSIDE: …not to mention your dangling participle. Happy Valentine's Day