Birthday Cards

"So…what are you feeling right now?"

INSIDE: Besides old. Happy Birthday!

BD158 / $2.75

[Security… get up here]

INSIDE: Another year under your belt! Happy Birthday!

BD133 / $2.75

Look Ma No Hands!

INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!

BD053 / $2.75

INSIDE: Birthdays suck.

BD072 / $2.75

Think you need a new birthday suit?

INSIDE: Why don't we just stay home and press the old one a little? Happy Birthday!

BD064 / $2.75

If you want to look young and thin again…

INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!

BD103 / $2.75

Happy Birthday

INSIDE: THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!

BD157 / $2.75

Your age is starting to make headlines!

INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!

BD115 / $2.75

INSIDE: Let the birthday begin!

BD058 / $2.75

Happy Birthday

INSIDE: I'll have my people celebrate with your people.

BD060 / $2.75

INSIDE: Some jobs are better left to the professionals! Happy Birthday!

BD146 / $2.75

Happy Birthday

INSIDE: TIME TO COUNT YOUR RINGS!

BD027 / $2.75

For your birthday, I filled a hot tub full of apples and gorgeous naked men...

INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!

BD175 / $2.75