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Front: Congratulations!! And remember, raising children can be a rewarding, enriching, joyful experience…
INSIDE: ...with the possible exceptions of holidays, weekends, vacations, after school, snow days, and long car rides.

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Front: **Snap** **Crackle**
INSIDE: ...POOP!
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INSIDE: See what happens when you buy your lingerie from those sexy catalogs? Congratulations!

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