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Front: Like any true friend, I’m behind you all the way
INSIDE: Don’t fart.

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Front: Cats would be much better able to express themselves…
INSIDE: ...if they had middle fingers.
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Front: Rowed Rage
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Front: I’m carrying the weight of the world.
INSIDE: On my hips, mostly.

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Front: You’re a friend who is Loyal, Trustworthy and a Good Listener
INSIDE: If you could lick your butt, you’d be a dog.

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INSIDE: I think you’re neat!
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