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INSIDE: The same magic that lets Santa squeeze down the chimney, gets me into my jeans! Merry Christmas!

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Front: Christmas isn’t all happiness and joy
INSIDE: Somebody has to clean up the reindeer poop.
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INSIDE: Happy Holidays!

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Front: He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake…
INSIDE: Come to think of it, Santa’s quite the little perv! Merry Christmas!

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Front: I’m dreaming of a white…
INSIDE: ...thong bikini clad woman! Happy Holidays

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Front: Sometimes, the holiday season gets so hectic, we feel too overwhelmed to enjoy it. When that happens, try to slow down and remember those who are less fortunate than you are…
INSIDE: (Art of overworked elf) Happy Holidays!

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