Front: Happy Birthday! At your age, youre probably still enjoying golf, tennis, skiing
Inside:...and whatever else is on TV.
Front: Hey! Youve still got it!
Inside: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
Front: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something that combined the best of both worlds.
Inside: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
Front: Happy Birthday
Inside: THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!
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