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Front: Think you need a new birthday suit?
INSIDE: Why don’t we just stay home and press the old one a little? Happy Birthday!
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Front: As we get older, we realize that everything that’s delicious is either fattening…
INSIDE: ...or married. Happy Birthday!
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Front: You may be too old to party all night long
INSIDE: ...but you’re not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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Front: If you want to look young and thin again…
INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
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Front: As we grow older, it’s wise to avoid excessively strenuous activities.
INSIDE: ...like trying on our old jeans! Happy Birthday!
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Front: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something that combined the best of both worlds.
INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday
INSIDE: THIS BUTT'S FOR YOU!
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Front: In honor of your birthday…
INSIDE: Eat, drink and be hairy!
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