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Front: As you journey through life…
INSIDE: ...don't forget to stop and smell the butts along the way! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You know, big butts are in now.
INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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Front: At your age, when someone asks "are those real?"
INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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Front: As we grow older,
INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life’s simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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