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Front: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something that combined the best of both worlds.
INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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Front: For your birthday, I filled a hot tub full of apples and gorgeous naked men...
INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
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Front: You’ll probably have steamy sex on your birthday
INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
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Front: [Wow it really doesn’t stink]
INSIDE: Happy Birthday to a perfect guy!
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Front: [Happy Birthday]
INSIDE: To you and your best friend!
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Front: With age comes wisdom
INSIDE: For example, do not wear thong underwear when you have hemorrhoids. Happy Birthday!
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