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Front: YOUR MAMA DID NOT RAISE A FOOL!
INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Who says your dancing days are over?
INSIDE: Everyone. Happy Birthday anyway!
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Front: Happy Birthday To You, Did You Get My Present?
INSIDE: That's OK, my birthday isn't for a while yet.
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Front: To Stay Young Remember…
INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
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Front: For your birthday, I have combined your two favorite pastimes.
INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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Front: A Birthday Poem: Birthday Cake is fun, To share with everyone, As soon as it is cut…
INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
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(Building has "Glue Factory" on front)
INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Another birthday, another candle…
INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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