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Front: One good thing about being your age…
INSIDE: ...you don’t have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!

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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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Front: It is one of life’s great truths that wisdom comes with age…
INSIDE: ...unless of course, you’re a man. Happy Birthday!

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Front: Happy Birthday...
INSIDE: Oldilocks!

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Front: As you journey through life...
INSIDE: ...don't forget to stop and smell the butts along the way! Happy Birthday!

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Front: Don’t think of them as wrinkles...
INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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