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Front: Another birthday, another candle…
INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Younger women can’t do the things older women can.
INSIDE: Like growing a mustache! Happy Birthday!
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(Building has "Glue Factory" on Front)
INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday to a guy with a highly intelligent, active and hungry mind…
INSIDE: ...in fact, I think it ate your hair!
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Front: Just add hair, muscle tone, stamina, and good looks…
INSIDE: And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
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Front: How can we be getting older?
INSIDE: We still don’t know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
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Front: To Stay Young Remember…
INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
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