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Front: With age comes wisdom
INSIDE: For example, do not wear thong underwear when you have hemorrhoids. Happy Birthday!
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Front: [pfft] [phhhft]
INSIDE: Happy Birthday from one old fart to another!
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Front: Don't worry. You're not old...
INSIDE: ...until this looks good. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Hey! You’ve still got it!
INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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Front: At your age, there’s one definite benefit
INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday
INSIDE: My horse tried to tell me how old you are.
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Front: As we grow older,
INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life’s simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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