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Front: Who says your dancing days are over?
INSIDE: Everyone. Happy Birthday anyway!

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Front: At your age, when someone asks "are those real?"
INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Growing older is just like riding a bicycle
INSIDE: ...off a cliff. Happy Birthday!

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Front: Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Don't worry… you’ve still got a LOT of hair on your head!

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Front: Happy Birthday! At your age, you’re probably still enjoying golf, tennis, skiing…
INSIDE: ...and whatever else is on TV.

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Front: If you're feeling positive and upbeat on your Birthday...
INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what’s happening to you!
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