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Front: Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Don't worry, you'll never lose your style!

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Front: Happy Birthday
INSIDE: THIS BUTTS FOR YOU!
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Front: Your Birthday?
INSIDE: Or just drunk. Hope it's happy!

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(Dentures are on cake)
INSIDE: Happy Birthday!

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FRONT: Remember, age is all in the mind.
INSIDE: ...why do you think your brain is so wrinkly? Happy Birthday!

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Front: Relax. It's way too early to be thinking about the old folks home.
INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else.. Happy Birthday!
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