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Front: YOUR MAMA DID NOT RAISE A FOOL!
INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Who says your dancing days are over?
INSIDE: Everyone. Happy Birthday anyway!
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Front: For your birthday, I have combined your two favorite pastimes.
INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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Building has "Glue Factory" on front
INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Hey! You've Still Got It!
INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Don't worry... you've still got a LOT of hair on your head!
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FRONT: Happy Birthday! At your age, you're probably still enhoying golf, tennis, skiing...
INSIDE: ...and whatever else is on TV.
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Front: As we grow older
INSIDE: We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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