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Front: As we get older, we realize that everything that’s delicious is either fattening…
INSIDE: ...or married. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday Your game has improved
INSIDE: Especially the swearing part.
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Front: You’re only young once
INSIDE: But you can always act immature! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
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Front: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something that combined the best of both worlds.
INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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Front: In honor of your birthday
INSIDE: ...I decided to crack one! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Relax. It’s way too early to be thinking about the old folks home.
INSIDE: I’m sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Your age is starting to make headlines!
INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!
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Front: You may be too old to party all night long
INSIDE: ...but you’re not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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