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Front: As you journey through life…
INSIDE: ...don't forget to stop and smell the butts along the way! Happy Birthday!

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Front: In honor of your birthday…
INSIDE: Eat, drink and be hairy!
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Front: [Happy Birthday]
INSIDE: To you and your best friend!

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Front: As we grow older, it’s wise to avoid excessively strenuous activities.
INSIDE: ...like trying on our old jeans! Happy Birthday!

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Front: Happy Birthday
INSIDE: Don’t worry, you’ll never lose your style!

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Front: If you want to look young and thin again…
INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!

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INSIDE: Looks like another one crept up on you. Happy Birthday!

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Front: Happy Birthday
INSIDE: You do everything with so much style!
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