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Front: Hey! You’ve still got it!
INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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Front: [Wow it really doesn’t stink]
INSIDE: Happy Birthday to a perfect guy!
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Front: [pfft] [phhhft]
INSIDE: Happy Birthday from one old fart to another!
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Front: “Call now! Let us make you fit and fabulous, too!”
INSIDE: Unreality TV. Happy Birthday
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Front: Happy Birthday!
INSIDE: Don't worry… you’ve still got a LOT of hair on your head!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
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Front: They say that the greatest gifts come from within...
INSIDE: ...but I don't think they meant farts! Happy Birthday!
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Front: You know, big butts are in now.
INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday to a guy with a highly intelligent, active and hungry mind…
INSIDE: ...in fact, I think it ate your hair!
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