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Front: Growing older is just like riding a bicycle
INSIDE: ...off a cliff. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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Front: For your birthday, I wanted to get you something you’d want to hold onto forever.
INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Live in the present! And have a Happy Birthday!
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Front: You are a fun, fearless and confident woman!
INSIDE: Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
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Front: I would have made you a cake
INSIDE: ...but I’m so much better at pies. Happy Birthday!
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Front: One good thing about being your age…
INSIDE: ...you don’t have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Remember, age is all in the mind…
INSIDE: ...why do you think your brain is so wrinkly? Happy Birthday!
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Front: With age comes wisdom
INSIDE: For example, do not wear thong underwear when you have hemorrhoids. Happy Birthday!
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