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Front: At your age, when someone asks "are those real?"
INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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Front: Happy Birthday! At your age, you’re probably still enjoying golf, tennis, skiing…
INSIDE: ...and whatever else is on TV.
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INSIDE: WOW!! You’re still the man! Happy Birthday!
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Front: If you're feeling positive and upbeat on your Birthday...
INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what’s happening to you!
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Front: [pfft] [phhhft]
INSIDE: Happy Birthday from one old fart to another!
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Front: Don’t look now…
INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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Front: Just add hair, muscle tone, stamina, and good looks…
INSIDE: And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
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Front: You’re not old until…
INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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Front: As we grow older,
INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life’s simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
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